“I’m from Central Cable Company,” the voice in the intercom said, “you called in and saying you ‘re having a problem with your reception!!!” “I’ll buzz you in,” Erin replied, “I’m in apartment 1308, come right on up!!!” “Finally,” Erin said to her room mate, Shawna, “you don’t realize how much you miss television until you don’t have it!!!” Shawna looked up from her magazine and said with a laugh, “You are turning into a couch potato, hon, the only exercise you’ve been getting lately is from using the remote control!!!” After making at face at her friend, Erin went out into the living room to answer the door when she heard the bell ringing! “Come on in, the cable box is over here,” she said to the thirtyish blonde repair woman, “some of the channels are fine, but most of them are snowy!!!” The blonde gave her a quick smile and replied, “No problem, I think I know what wrong, but it will take me a while to fix it!!!” As the blonde opened up her tool box, Erin asked, “How about some coffee, it’s pretty cold outside and it looks like you’ve had a long day!?!” “Yeah,” she replied, “that sounds pretty good, and by the way, my name is Andie!!!” “I’m Erin,” she replied, “and this is Shawna,” she said while nodding at her roomie who had just come out of the bedroom!!!” “Glad to meet you both,” she said while opening up the control box!!!

“You do understand the nature of the photographs we’ll be shooting,” Carl asked, “I just want to get everything out in the open so that later on we don’t have a problem!?!” “I understand,” the matronly female replied, “most of them will be me by myself, but some will involve other people!!!” “And just to make it even more clear,” Carl responded, “those pictures with the other people can involve both men and women and are of the x-rated variety!!!” Glenna nodded her head slowly and asked, “And how much money do you pay for posing!?!” “It varies,” he answered, “Two hundred a day for solo, three hundred for soft core, and five hundred for the hard stuff, now are you sure you want to go through with it, it’s pretty easy if you have the temperament for it, but if not………………..”!!! “I need the money,” Glenna replied, “but I want you to know I don’t have a perfect body by any stretch of the imagination, in fact I have a few sags here and there, and my breasts aren’t what they once were either!!!” Nodding his head, Carl replied, “That is exactly what muy client wants, the grand motherly type who is all woman and oozes sensuality, not some plastic little girl who’s all silicone and hair spray!!!” With a short laugh Glenna shot back, “Well, I’m certainly not that!!!” “All right then” he said “let’s get started!!!”

“We have time for one more caller, you’re speaking with the doctor, what’s you question!?!” “Doctor Cossett, my husband and I have been married for twenty three years and the zip has really gone out of our sex life, do you think you could give me some tips on how to liven things up a little bit?!?” “Well caller, we’re almost out of time, but I have found that changing the venue of your love making can add a whole new dimension to the way you feel about each other, and I don’t mean doing it in the kitchen instead of the bedroom, try taking an afternoon at a nice hotel, or maybe going on a picnic and making love by a babbling brook, use your imagination, good luck, caller, and this Dr. Olivia Cossett signing off for another day, see you tomorrow, good night!!!” “Whew, Freddie,” she said to her engineer behind the glass, “after listening to three hours of that, you’d think nobody had a happy normal sex life!!!” “Oh, I don’t know,” Freddy said with a laugh, “the guy who liked to dress up in his wife’s undies sounded normal enough to me!!!” “Good night, Freddy,” the doctor said with a shake of her head, “I’ll see you tomorrow!!!”

Lilly lolled in the tub, letting the soothing hot waters rinse away the aches in her burning muscles!!! What a workout it had been, and Jack always pushed her a lot harder than she thought she could bear, but if you’re going to do a triathlon you’ve got to be in tip top condition!!! “How ya feel, babe,” he said with laugh while standing in front of the mirror and putting on his deodorant, “great workout, huh!?!” “Yeah,” she sighed, “I think every muscle in my body is screaming for mercy, even my eyelids hurt!!!” He playfully reached down into the water and grabbed a handful of her pussy and asked kiddingly, “Even this muscle!?!” “Oh, Jack,” she gasped, “you know how I get after a workout, ohhhhhhhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyyyy!!!” “Of course I do,” he replied softly while burrowing his finger into her tight shaved vagina, “why do you think I came in here, to check out the fixtures!?!”

The sounding buzzer on his intercom caused a frown to cross Sumner Holton’s face as he was wading through a series of depositions on a case he was preparing for trial the next day! He put down the documents and in a slightly irritated voice asked his secretary, “What is it, Alice, I asked not to be disturbed!?!” “I’m sorry, Mr. Holton,” she replied, “there is a young woman out here who claims to be your wife and is demanding to see you!!!” “My wife,” he exclaimed in surprise, “I’ll be right there, thank you, Alice!!!” He strode over to the door and upon opening it, sure enough, there standing next to Alice’s desk was Faye, his wife of three months!!! “Honey,” he said in a slightly strained voice, “what on earth are you doing here, I am absolutely swamped!?!”

Jeremy rang the front bell and waited several seconds until the door swung open and a middle aged man invited him in! “That will be fifteen fifty,” Jeremy said as he pulled the large pepperoni pizza out of the “hot bag”!!! The man was ready with a twenty dollar bill and as he traded it for the piping hot pie he asked softly, “Do you have time for my usual!?!” Jeremy looked at his watch and replied, “I’m kinda in a hurry, but if we make if a quickie, I guess it would be all right!!!” “Oh thank you,” the man fairly gushed as he shoved an extra fifty into Jeremy’s hand, “I really appreciate it, I really do!!!”